How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Paul Heester]

100.
1 to change the bulb, 99 to say "I could've done that".

Ive just come across this joke and had a chuckle at it

2 other jokes/sayings and then Im done.

The fastest way to make money with your photography equipment is to sell it.

and

How do you end up with a small fortune doing photography?
Start with a large fortune

Anyone else have some good ones?

[Mike Farley]

Anyone else have some good ones?

Anything by Ken Rockwell?

More than a hint of truth in all of your jokes.

[Mike Farley]

This clip is a few years old now, dating from the time Adobe introduced the Creative Cloud leasing model.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Iw9q2X9cU

WARNING: NFSW or those of a sensitive disposition as some of the language is a bit "ripe".

[Paul Heester]

Anything by Ken Rockwell?

Thats funny as these Ken Rockwell "facts" came up this morning http://photography-on-the.net/forum/sho ... p?t=656120

[Mike Farley]

Anything by Ken Rockwell?

Thats funny as these Ken Rockwell "facts" came up this morning http://photography-on-the.net/forum/sho ... p?t=656120

Yes, I have seen that item about Ken Rockwell before. Very amusing.

The clip of the Hitler rant is from the film "Downfall" and has been used for many parodies over the years, not just photography related ones, either. There is one about Nikon in which Ken Rockwell is named, as I recall. This is a recent example aimed at Canon's 5D IV. The same NSFW and nervous disposition warnings as before apply to this version, as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KLXxq19Zz8